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A word that describes a certain type of ultra-conservative white person who lives in a small rural or suburban towns in middle America. This term is exclusively used by white people to describe their perfect vision of what they believe embodies a true American person. Whites fail to realize just how racist the term "All American" is. If only white people from middle America can be "All American", that must mean that all the blacks, latinos, asians, native americans and mixed people can never fully be regarded as Americans by the oppressive white society. Think about it, if you are born black in this country, white people will call you "African American". But the majority of black people born in here in America have never been to Africa and will never go there in their entire lifetime. Its really fucking racist.

Young people who are described as "All American" often come from good middle and upper class families. The boys are often macho football playing jocks who guzzle tons of nasty domestic beer constantly. The girls tend to be stuck-up cheerleader types who wear Abercrombie & Fitch. "All American" boys are notorious for raunchy drunken behavior. For example, in 2006, the entire Duke Lacrosse team was accused of raping a black female stripper. But all the drunken frat white boys in this country always get away with murder, because afterall, they are America's sons. Many of these over privelleged drunken white boys have jobs on Wall Street waiting for them after graduation from college. "All American" people always live in predominantly white neighborhoods and towns. These types of people are extremely sheltered from any type of culture related to minority groups or urban environments. Because of this, "All American" people are inherently racist and prejudice towards any type of minority person who isn't desperately trying to be white.
1. Middle Age White Man: "Britney Spears used to be such an all american role model for little girls."

2. Black Dude: "Yo you look mixed or something. Aiyyo, what nationality are you, son?"

Mixed Dude: "Nationality? Isn't it obvious? I'm a fitted baseball hat with matching jordans wearing, hamburger eating motherfucker who speaks bad english.I'm American. I was fucking born and raised here in the states. The only time I've ever left the country is when my family took a daytrip to Windsor, Canada across from Detroit for a few hours way back in 1994. Why the fuck can't I say I'm American? And why can't you?
by thagoldenchild May 09, 2008
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A conformist who is blindly patriotic, votes Republican not because the values of the party are true to them, but because "everyone else is gay" or they're scared the terrorists will kill them and does whatever anyone wants for them. All American males usually have blond buzz cuts and are tall, well built and stupid. All American girls will usually have long blond hair, and stupid. They can be of any class, but often tend to be richer, or at least born in a rich suburban family. Still, most rednecks are all American, too.
Me- Hey, you are an all American
All American- Hell yes! I'm not one of those pansy Frenchies like you.
Me- Actually, I'm not French.
AA- Yeah you are. God hates you.
by ...... January 23, 2005
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When an idividual pleasures him or herself with a hot dog and related accouteruments. Most tipicaly with the hot dog up the anus and the bun used as a surrogate vigina, ketcup and or musturd can be used as lubercant, some times relish is used. Often performed solo, there are some that prefer to have one or more observe.
hot dogs can range in preparedness from cooked to forzen to dried out. it is truely a move that you can change to your style. like the melting pot that America is.
One of the cheapest thing an asian hooker will do is observe an all American.
by Jay Scott April 28, 2008
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a person of native american descent. someone who is enrolled in a tribe and meets government requirements and practices native cultures.
that all american boy has long braids.
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When an idividual pleasures him or herself with a hot dog and related accouteruments. Most tipicaly with the hot dog up the anus and the bun used as a surrogate vigina, ketcup and or musturd can be used as lubercant, some times relish is used. Often performed solo, there are some that prefer to have one or more observe.
hot dogs can range in preparedness from cooked to forzen to dried out. it is truely a move that you can change to your style. like the melting pot that America is.
One of the cheapest things an asian hooker will do is observe an all American.
by Jay Scott May 06, 2008
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A word that defines a set of things as the best (that means worst) that America has to offer. Anything with this label on it is well avoided.


Usually "all-american girls" are blonde dumbfucks. See slut


"All-american (fake) football teams" are usually the best at playing the lame, homosexual, "lets wear lycra and touch our balls" game. See fake football.
Congratulations, sir. You've won a set of five cars.


HOLY SHIT! They're all-american! Corvettes, mustangs, pintiac gto, trans(exual)ams! THIS IS TRULY HELL!

*sells the cars and buys a mercedes, a vintage rolls, a Jag, a classic aston and a chocolate factory*
by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004
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Short for all-american drive in, home of the greatest cheapest, most delicious burgers, fries, shakes, rings, etc, etc, etc.

Located on the south side of merrick road in Massapequa,Long Island, NY.
Dude 1: Where should we go for lunch? I only have $2.38
Dude 2: All-American! With that kind of cash you could get 8 double-doubles, 5 shakes, and a large onion ring!
Dude 1: What the hell are we waiting for?

Dude 1: Where should we go for lunch? I just got paid, so I have enough money for just about anywhere.
Dude 2: All American! I need some of those cheap, delicious burgers and fries.
Dude 1: What the hell are we waiting for?
by Ken H. October 22, 2006
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