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A pseudomedical condition that describes an aged drunkard, especially one who is quite forgetful, whenever it comes to remembering his or her thoughts.
Hey, that chick is someone I used to know... I think I worked with her back sometime ago but can't remember her name because of this disease I've got - called alkahimers
by King Daddy February 02, 2008

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