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zero, a word used to describe the absence of value

Origin: Comes from the arabic tv network - al jazeera; originally used to define a hand with no hearts or the queen of spades in hearts - a hand that would give the holder a score of ''0"
Tim: How many points did you get on the test?
John: Alja.
Tim: What a dumbass.

Joe: How many times have you gotten your dick sucked Bob?
Bob: My dick has experienced alja sucks Joe.
Joe: Wow, that's a ridiculous lack of action for you.
by metabbjr April 21, 2009
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