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alisa is a CRAZY PERSON.
i want to make sweet love to alisa even though she is crazy.

also see; crazy/beautiful
by friend February 06, 2004
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Kind giving person who knows how to put a smile on any ones face
alisa
by curiousgirl June 13, 2011
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sometimes a goody to shoes, has long beautiful brown hair, brown sparky eyes, big azz, medium breasts, can be a bitch when she wants to, a teachers pet, and loves to hang out with her friends!
person 1: hey its alisa
person 2: how do you know?
person 1: cause she is beautiful with long brown hair and brown eyes, and look she kissin' up to the teacher
person 2: of yah duh!
by wanna be alisa December 02, 2011
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A girl who is the best of the best.
Wow look at that Alisa I am so jelly...
by Jazmataz03 February 20, 2015
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Alisa is a very crazy funny girl
She has big feet
She has dark brown hair and eyes
She thinks she the shit
She has lots of gas
She is sexy
Everyone wants to be like her sometimez
She likes corn
Alisa is weird
Damn i wanna bang that alisa, she looks smokinnn hot ya

fucking alisa over there damn giving me a boner
by minkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 20, 2012
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alisa is the name that someone you wanna meet, she's always there for you sometime staring at you, always smiling and someone you wanna hangout with
alisa is life, alisa is love -kanye west 2020
by juan (totally my real name) January 27, 2016
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Hot beautiful sexy woman who steals the hearts and virginities of over 200+ men during her childhood and adult hood.
Did you hear about that mother in florida who stole her 10 year old sons virginity by having something called sex with him? What a alisa.
by Carlton Bamks January 21, 2011
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