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6.
Alisa is a very intellectual girl who is very social but loves being independent. VERY funny! Always light hearted. Has a great big heart and is very sensitive towards many things, even if they are little. She doesn't like germs, but in certain situations she doesn't mind them. A hard but very lazy worker. Great voice and a very bold personality. Loves being different. Great girlfriend! But chooses her guys wisely.
Wow is that Alisa? I hear she is super funny!
by coco palm juice November 23, 2011
 
8.
Super cool and doesn't give a fuck about what anyone says. She's really pretty but doesn't believe it. She can get really negative and she is really sarcastic. She is hilarious but most people don't hear what she has to say. People tend to not talk to alisa but they should.
" Oh who is she? She look lame"

" Hey! shush that's alisa. She's so nice"
by sexualcats2344 March 22, 2012
 
9.
sometimes a goody to shoes, has long beautiful brown hair, brown sparky eyes, big azz, medium breasts, can be a bitch when she wants to, a teachers pet, and loves to hang out with her friends!
person 1: hey its alisa
person 2: how do you know?
person 1: cause she is beautiful with long brown hair and brown eyes, and look she kissin' up to the teacher
person 2: of yah duh!
by wanna be alisa December 02, 2011
 
10.
Kind giving person who knows how to put a smile on any ones face
alisa
by curiousgirl June 13, 2011
 
11.
Alisa is a very crazy funny girl
She has big feet
She has dark brown hair and eyes
She thinks she the shit
She has lots of gas
She is sexy
Everyone wants to be like her sometimez
She likes corn
Alisa is weird
Damn i wanna bang that alisa, she looks smokinnn hot ya

fucking alisa over there damn giving me a boner
by minkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 20, 2012
 
12.
the gross smell of a diaper gone bad, and rotten fish. Worst smell ever
1. ew, it reeks of alisa in here.
2. get the smell of alisa outta here!
by sfgrgergerdge546 October 04, 2012
 
13.
Hot beautiful sexy woman who steals the hearts and virginities of over 200+ men during her childhood and adult hood.
Did you hear about that mother in florida who stole her 10 year old sons virginity by having something called sex with him? What a alisa.
by Carlton Bamks January 21, 2011