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Just Anther Word For Pointless The point of wearing crotchless panties is Algebra.
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1. an exotic form of torture. see also geometry.
2. the art of figuring what "y" equals when "x" equals 10 through confusing formulas such ast y=12x^2-563x+1/4 3. a method of making high school math teachers feel important. 1. I was a naughty boy, so i had to take algebra.
2. i wanted to figure what y was when y equaled 2 to the third, i think. 3. my math teacher has no talent in anything |
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An evil form of magic that only the best of sorcerers can master. Not only does it involve numbers, but letters (mostly x and y). They somehow rearrange themselves into supposedly simpler forms of themselves. I don't know how because I have not mastered the dark magic of algebra yet, nor do I intend to. Teachers try to teach you formulas to learn the magic, but half the time it would only take a true sorcerer to know what's going on. Teacher: Today in algebra, we will be learning about simplifying fractions. Simplify the following problem:
10x/3x2 + 4/x-1 + 5/6x Me: *Head explodes trying to comprehend the magic involved* |
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evil noun - An ancient Middle Eastern torture method used today by Al-Queida to torture captured US soldiers to death.
A standard torture session should proceed like this: After hours of trying to figure out why the square root of six equals the product of 2178#$^#21#@*(3.3824, the terrorists unleash a barrage of "simple algebraic equations" to destroy their mind and then beat them with a bag filled with Algebra books. After that, they stab them with a spike dipped in variable poison and shoot them in the dick. It pretty much sucks balls. P1 - "Dude my math teachers a terrorist."
P2 - "Whatever." P1 - "No, seriousely, he made us do Algebra!" P2 - "Holy shit man, call the National Guard!" |
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Algebra is a topic that was created thousands of years ago for the sole purpose of pissing high school students off. I got an F in algebra, now I've gotta take it agian!
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1. A class that makes complete sense to some people, while annoying the hell out of others.
2. An article of clothing worn by mermaids 1. Dude Louis just got a 100 on his algebra test without studying! And I studied for like 3 hours, but I only got a 46!
2. If you want to get to second base with a mermaid, you have to take her algebra off. |
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Algebra is the most usless class ever created if you get lost while driving and you stop at a gas station for directions i promise you that youll never hear this
drive down the road until you see another road perpinducular take a left and there will be another road parrelell eventually it will come in at a 45 degree angle... solve for X |
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Something you need to know to make planes that fly. If you do not know this, you cannot make planes that fly. Shit dawg, I missed out on algebra - This plane dere, she won't fly.
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