Ass licking gorgeous. A woman so beautiful you'd go down on her brown. A girl so fine her butt-hole has got to taste like wine. A female so attractive that if she farted on your face you'd take a big whiff.
Megan Fox, Jessica Alba, Britney Spears (before her ass got fat and nasty), Carmen Electra and (insert name of the female celebrity you find most attractive) are all "ALG."
Prude: You'd seriously eat Megan Fox's ass out?
Stud: Hell yes!
Prude: That's sick! I would never do that!
Stud: Even after she'd let you do whatever you wanted to her afterwards?
Prude: Well, maybe . . .
Stud: I knew you weren't gay.
Made popular in Norway after Slash Snakepit's song "Ain't Life Grand". Opposite of FML, and is used whenever your life rocks.
So I was drinking yesterday and was pretty hung over today... Luckily my mom brought me soda, snus and some money in bed! ALG!
I'm so ALG right now! Finally nailed this chick I've been after for months!
Acronym (pronounced algae) : Average Looking Girl
"I was at the bar last night and had to swim through all the ALG before I found a cute one." "There was a ton of ALG at the concert the other night." "There is so much ALG in here, I think I'm growing barnacles."
Short text for "all goods
", which is another way for saying "It's fine".
A: "Dude, sorry I couldn't make it to the party last night!"
B: "Alg, next time!"
ALG is both a group of people that epitomize Internet culture and the location at which they gather.
ALG started at a gaming organization known as ANTAGONIST, Inc. Originally meeting at the "ANT Live Games" chat room in the late 90s, the group gathered nightly to compete in chat room games of their own creation. However, ANTAGONIST, Inc. died, and the group sought refuge in their own private chats. Since the death of ANT, they have only become stronger. This group of advanced computer-users has not only assimilated all Internet culture and world cultures, but also create their own trends that diffuse throughout the Internet like an infectious plague.
The group also has a second identity of CSC
, which stands for Crdwyn Sucks Cock. Crdwyn is a witch that caused ANT Live Games to turn to complete crap months before ANT died. In protest, the group met at a new location of "CSC" to display their dissatisfaciton with her. The name ALG was almost nonexistent for a period of time, but presently the group has returned to its original title (ALG).
It is difficult for outsiders to comprehend and be accepted into the fast-paced society that ALG is. ALG has an exclusive dialect that derives from an amalgamation of Internet lingo and countless sources of world culture. ALGers are quick to be offensive and think nothing should be censored, including racial and sexual slurs.
see also: CSC
Stands fot Adult Little Girl. An ALG may enjoy dressing, acting, speaking, etc. like a young girl. Some ALG's participate in ageplay.
"Daddy Nick" wanted his ALG to spread her little legs, but when she would not even lift her ruffled pink skirt, he decided it was time for a spanking.