Top Definition
A(n) extremely stinky turd.
A Conversation Between Two Guys:

"Dude did you just shit yourself!?"

"Haha yeah bro"

"Dude its huge"

"I'm proud that came out my asshole"

"Dude.. that's kinda gay"

"STFU! IF YOU DONT BELIEVE IN GAY MARRIAGE THATS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM! THIS IS MY SHIT-BABY AND I AM PROUD TO BE A GAY FATHER!

"Dude.."

"Sorry bro.."

"Um."

"This is awkward. ."

"So.. what are you gonna name your shit-baby?"

"Alexyss"

The End
by themegaqueefmaster69 December 09, 2013

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