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5.
Alexandria is an amazing, perfect female who's appearance normally causes jealousy in most idiotic cunts. Her fucking smile is so fucking, fucking FUCK that it causes most other females to cut themselves and cry.

Or just, tell her how amazing her smile is. Whatever

While Alexx is at times a bitch, or bitchy, this characteristic somehow manages to add to her perfect personality in such a way that makes her that much more amazing.

Alex is the type of girl that could make any guy nervous, and could make anyone happy, just by being herself.

Alex is, without a doubt, one of the most amazing human beings you would probably ever have the luck of meeting.
"FUCKING FUCK LOOK AT ALEXANDRIA WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO"

"just stay cool man. just play it cool"
by DementedSwitch March 28, 2013
 
15.
A tiny, frail, gross looking creature with huge fake tits and horrible self asteem. It has the most annoying way of speaking and when it speaks it sounds like a valley girl purging after a big meal.
Ew did you see that girl? She looked like an Alexandria.
by realgirls November 10, 2011
 
16.
is a dirty slut bag that sleeps with every guy. doesnt know how to keep them out of her pants. shes the uglyest girl alive guys only get with her cause they know shes easy. she has no friends cause everyone thinks shes the school skank. dont trust a hoe.. aka dont trust alexandria.
OMG. LOOK AT ALEXANDRIA THE SCHOOL SKANK!!!
by skank45663526633 August 01, 2011
 
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Someone that gets put into many awkward situations.. Likes retarted cats that may or may not be high... Sees Babaru and says "Man... I should get high with you." Enjoys watching seven rather large men work out at the gym... at the same time... Accidentally hangs out with people that like to burn themselves.. at the mall. Owns the most unnecessary phone in the world. Is scared of "DJ's".... Watches the Spanish channel religiously.. Often.. with David.
Babii Shawty lil' mama Alexandria
by SHoeLaCexAWESOME February 08, 2010
 
18.
Alexandria is a name most often defined as a fat assed bacon eating slut oftenldreaming of pumpkins not as a coach but as in huge greasy pies that will add to the zits on their face hoping to find a blind man to read the bumps on her face that say "I'm a pig and it's good that you're blind so you can't see how fucking hideous the craters on my fat ass match my face. Really just another wanna be whore but cannot supply change for a dime so she has to settle for being a slut and give it away to any and all drunken takers.
Dude, that decease ridden

Alexandria the ten cent whore , took on the New Orleans Saints for a dollar last nite and let them all have seconds for free as a bonus for being the second rated super bowl winners !!
by the jester of all jesters February 07, 2010
 
19.
nappy haired hoe who thinks shes cute and everybody hates
Girl 2: Hey Isn't That Alexandria
Girl : omg look at her hair it looks like she hasnt taken a shower since bc
by claire troy July 03, 2009