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i, evax humbly submit a toast to nicholas alexander for successfully managing to pirate warcraft iii so he may play defense of the ancients. congratulations, nick. enjoy your dota. 

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I, EvaX humbly submit a toast to Nicholas Alexander for successfully managing to pirate WarCraft III so he may play defense of the ancients. Congratulations, Nick. Enjoy your dota.
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Alexander Fleming 

One of the greatest scientist in history. He is known for discovery of Penicillin, which saved millions of life. He was awarded Nobel Prize in 1945.
Alexander Fleming by A.H.B May 14, 2016

just bought a urban dictionary Alexander fam it’s lit 

Bro just bought a urban dictionary Alexander fam it’s lit!

Only smoked once or twice
Alexander dabbled in
Biggest booty in the world
Alexander damn he thicc
Where did Burr shoot Hamilton?
In Alexander's abdomen
All these hateful comments, man
It's Alexander damaging

What's he do at Christmas time?
Alexander carollin'
A relaxed nail month
Alexander anagram
Just became the brand new Pope
Alexander Vatican
Starbucks doesn't know his name
Is there an Alan Hamlin?
(Alexander Hamilton, Alexander Hamilton)
Cheated on his wife?
Alexander Hamilton

Oh my god, he talks too much
Alexander ramblin'
Holy shit, the condom broke
Alexander has a kid
Has a really young face
Alexander baby chin
Yo, that's a pretty solid line
Alexander thank ya Finn
Stealing everybody's memes?
Alexander has me dead
Started singing for the kids
He Alexander panderin'
But what if he's a skeleton?
Alexander has no skin
Alex, how'd you like your eggs?
Alexander "Scramble 'em"

My walk is wobbly
Cocky jaunt?
Hell, it oughta' be
I'm novel, you a novelty
Best Prez in the world
Honor me

He's coming out as black
Alexander African
Didn't fire a single gun
Alexander Hacksaw Ridge
The sucky villain in Iron Man 3
Alexander Mandarin
Is a 100 years old
Alexander saggy skin

Goes to see a therapist
Alexanger management
Turn into a camel now he
Alexander Camelton
He couldn't hold it in
Alexander flatuelence
Is he really a mermaid?
Alexander has a fin

baby alexander from peppa pig 

Baby Alexander might be small but
very powerful. He destroyed the
Russian, Chinese, and North Korea
army's. He killed Kim Jung Un with a
rock mythic mk-7 gun from Fortnite in
a 1v1 solos match in arena. He also
went back in time to give Adolf Hitler
Drugs when he was a little kid and
told him to eat the drugs. Baby
Alexander is also a dad of 3.
Dontavious, Jamal, and Donovan. He
beats all of them with the belt and a
gold rpg and sticks alcohol up their
butt crack.
baby alexander from peppa pig- a literal god
(random person 1):yo u heard of alexander from peppa pig?

(random person 2): oh u mean the guy that basically killed hitler?
(random person 1): yea he’s literally my idol

Alexander Feng

A great celebrity.
He starred in the short film Chinese Video 1 2 and 3.
1: DUDE ARE YOU??
2: Im so cool im just like Alexander Feng!

alexander feng

Alexander Feng Greatest Short Filmmaker of all time.
A: WOW YOUR ALEXANDER FENG!
B: I know... I know... Im the greatest film maker of all time...
alexander feng by James Vance June 24, 2006

Alexander fokas 

Alex is a piss head who doesn't know what's good for him. He is a tiny dick enoying brat.
Alexander fokas is an idiot in definition.
Alexander fokas by Godsnice August 12, 2021