the only place in the world that has more rednecks than a NASCAR race.. you may know it by " the massive portal to hell in the middle of that shit-hole called Taylorsville", complete with a pretty sketchy torn apart campus and teachers that suck your soul out on a day to day basis through never ending classes that actually LOWER your IQ, plus cafeteria food that leaves terrible ghost taste and makes the hangover-vomit in your toilet look delicious. After 4 long years (if you survive) you'll get to take the walk of shame in shit colored robes and finally get the hell out of there.