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Some kid who is commonly mistaken as a whale. You can commonly find him in a McDonalds, which is proven to be his natural habitat. Once found sleeping in a McDonalds while waiting for the McLobster to come in stock. His eyes are way larger than his stomach, and his stomach naturally expands to take in all the food. Don't piss him off, ever, he might try eat you. Trust me its happened and i've seen it happen
"Yo dude... is that alex lopez? "
"where?"
"look, in the mcdonalds window, sleeping on the counter..."
"You're lying, he cant lift himself up there..."
"There is a fork lift in the parking lot"
"oh... lmao"
by DOnaldTrumpf June 21, 2016
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