2. that atl guy, alex gaskarth sounds great, id totes sex him any day!
The only bad thing about him is the kind-of ugly tattoo of a skeleton on his forearm. But everyone makes mistakes, so it's forgivable.
Loved by girls everywhere. And some guys, too.
Girl 2: Lil' Wayne?! Pffft! Alex Gaskarth owns.
Girl 1: Who's that?
Girl 2: Um...the hottest dude alive? *shows Girl 1 a picture*
Girl 1: Dayum he IS hot! But...Lil' Wayne can sing.
Girl 2: Not only can Alex sing REALLY well, he can also play guitar.
Girl 1: Wow! Skills! He's mine!
Girl 2: Girl, you kidding me? He's taken. By me.
Guy 1: Too late. He's mine now.
Girl 1/Girl 2: o_o
Person: Really? How was it.
Me: How was what?
Me: Oh you mean 'IT'
I saw Alex Gaskarth and Jack Barakat making babies.
Person: Duh, his name literally means YOU. ME. SEX. NOW.