look up any word, like bootylicious:
1. alement
Self-inflicted injury sustained with the aid of booze (ale to be specific, but applies equally to other fermented drinks).
A)- C)'s not in today then?
B)- Nah, he's got some mystery alement, a broken toe.
A)- How's that a mystery?
B)- He has no idea how it happened.
2. alement
Alcohol in its most basic elemental form. Atomic number is difficult to track because of unpredictable movment of particles.
John discovered the alement for moonshine last night.
rss and gcal