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1.
The scientific theorized, or study of the hydroxyl compound Alcohol, in partial, or as a whole.
Mr. Brownstone began learning alcohology to furthermore understand the function of alcohol.
by Sonata Waltz September 05, 2005
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2.
Noun; A form of drunk apology sent to a recent ex usually via text or phone
Just when we thought Steve was going to come out of the break-up with his dignity intact, Lauren sent his alcohology to all of their co-workers.
by Dio! July 05, 2011
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