person who 'chooses' white cider in the off licence. smells of piss. see jakey
i'm not an alcoholic i enjoy pissing myself and being yellow
by gavin September 27, 2003
Q: What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?

A: Alcoholics have to go to those STUPID meetings!
Alcoholism is not a disease, it is a condition. You don't 'catch' alcoholism; it is voluntarily self-inflicted though admittedly hard to stop. Calling it a disease implies a passivity to the situation that absolves one of personal responsibility, when it is up to the drunk him/herself to take care of the matter.

Also, there is no such thing as a 'recovering alcoholic'. Either you're drinking or you're not.
by Zonie Yank February 20, 2005
Someone who manipulates good mormon families who have breweries in their basement for her own selfish desires. Uses childern as deliverers for her beer, and seduces the dad on a daily basis to satisfy her uncontrollable thrist for beer. Can smell out any keg party, so those trying to have a good time have to spend a good 100 dollars on bait beer thats on the other side of town from the party, and that'll only buy them about 2 hours before she'll come breaking through concrete walls and destroying anything in her path to get at the kegs.
"hm...all the wildlife are running away in the same direction..i wonder wh-.....wait..i hear babies crying to.its her! bert didnt take the bait!"
That guy on the couch. Thinks hes a responsible model citizen by day, 4 year old blubbering fucking idiot by night.

someone we all hate.

AKA. My brother
alcoholic aaron: Dude why don't you go to school?
me: i don't know, why is the sky blue? why does the bear shit in the woods? how many dui's you got??
alcoholic aaron: fuck you
me:Sorry, I guess the questions were too complex for your one track mind to grasp. . lemme put it in terms you actually understand.
Derr dErr blah blah blah BEER blah bla alcohol your a fuckin idiot thats going nowhere in life but working retail!
BITCH! I hope you choke on your own vomit in the night you dickhead!
by Rude Awakening December 13, 2006

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