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A guy whose real name is Al Coholic who drinks too much beer and gets so stoned that he ends up the subject of prank calls
Bart: Is Al there?
Moe: Who?
Bart: Al, last name Coholic.
Moe: Phone call for Al, Al Coholic. Come on, is there an alcoholic (AlCoholic) in here?!!
by Mike Dizzled June 30, 2004
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A person addicted to alcohol consumption.
Benji Madden was an alcoholic but he's been sober for 3 years now...yay Benji! Luvv ya dude!!
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My observation over a lifetime, is the individual
(1) drinks frequently (almost daily),
(2) becomes inebriated relatively soon after the first or second drink,
(3) continues to drink, sometimes to a state of unconsciousness
(4) knows that they have a problem but won't admit it.
(5) almost always has a ketone acidosis odor on their breath
(6)SAL IS AN ALCOHOLIC IN DENIAL.

Sal drinks too often && is in denial so he is an alcoholic.
by HookerElla December 07, 2007
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College kids who drink their feelings, blackout every weekend, come hung over to class that is, if they even make it at all. Some may even have a plan of action entitled something similiar to the BCPA - (Bill Christian Plan of Action) to deal with their drunken hook-ups.
Student 1: Man that guy came to class still drunk, what an alcoholic.

Student 2: Oh yeah, I saw that alky with four girls last night.

Student 1: The BCPA was getting a lot of action.
by PureLeaf January 12, 2012
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Someone who has decided to label themselves in order to obtain special treatment, psychiatric drugs, or join a cult. Also a term used to detach from responsibility and make others responsible for your own problems.
My neighbor is an alcoholic. He’s been sober for three years, doesn’t work, and spends all his disability check on Vegas hookers.
by devestment October 10, 2009
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Somone who even though they got a new liver 'cos they're famous', still pisses it up the wall becasue he's a complete 'twat' - look it up if you're not sure on this one!
"Could you go another Stella Georgie Best?
Could you go another Stella Georgie Beast?
Could you go another Stella? cos you're turning fuckin' yella,
go another Stella Georgie Best"
by skip brown July 29, 2003
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person who 'chooses' white cider in the off licence. smells of piss. see jakey
i'm not an alcoholic i enjoy pissing myself and being yellow
by gavin September 27, 2003
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