Someone who wakes up with a hangover only to start drinking again, regardless of what they have to do that day.
"Man, my head hurts. I must have had a blast last night. Ah, crap! I have to be at work in 30 min. I'll just grab 2 long-necks and be on my way!" This is a true Alcoholic.
by Hebb December 20, 2009

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1. A title earned, not given.

2. A person who never has a bad time at any bar
1. Beer in the morning, beer in the evening, beer at supper time! When beer is in a bottle, you can drink beer anytime!!!

2.
Club head guido: That music sucked at that bar last night! There wasn't anything I could even pump my fist to! Im never going back!

Alcoholic: The beer on tap was ice cold and fresh, Im going back tomorrow! PENNY BEERS MOTHER FUCKER!!!!
by get_crunk_with_fat_sluts April 27, 2009

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What people who don't know how to have a good time call those that do.
I'm not an alcoholic, I just know how to have a good time.
by Nicko March 24, 2003

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n. Everyone who drinks excessively with only one exception: college students.
College student A, "I think I am an alcoholic, I was craving for shots on a random tuesday night."
College student B, "Chill out, no worries. You are not an alcoholic until you graduate from college. Want beer?"
by liv_loves_humour February 01, 2009

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People who drink themselves into oblivion on a regular basis i.e. the scots
I've never seen anyone drink as much as those scots they are bloody alcoholics.
I travelled throughout europe and no one puts the drink away like the scottish people haha
by English Princess March 17, 2008

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John
John is an alcoholic
by analvolcano April 11, 2010

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Someone who drinks alcohol everyday of the week from morning to night,

Someone who is dependant on alcohol they can hold down a job and family but needs to drink in order to feel calm and normal
You drink everyday of the week but you claim your not an alcoholic?

My dads an alcoholic he drinks everyday of the week.

"Why did your mum and dad divorce" ?" Becuase my dad was an arrogant self centered heartless alcoholic who only cared about himself"

Alcoholics are not people you see in the street with ripped clothes and holding a bottle of vodka they can be family men laywers police officers school teachers it is an awful thing alcoholism and destroys peoples and families lives
by Harry69 October 25, 2010

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