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12.
Someone who drinks in the shower.
That motherfucker was drinking a keystone in the shower. That motherfucker is an alcoholic.
by Motherfucker Dick September 01, 2008
 
1.
When one drink is too many, and a thousand aren't enough.
If an alcoholic just doesn't have that first next one, they are on the right track. That first one is the killer.
by TnPat March 08, 2004
 
2.
A true Alcoholic would rather drink, then get a Blowjob.
Bills wife was getting ready to go down on him, but Bill said no, I'll take a double jack n coke instead.
by Recovering January 17, 2004
 
3.
Someone you don't like who drinks more than you do.
by lameo June 07, 2003
 
4.
1) a person who has been drinking for years, drinks morning noon and night, feels like they need alcohol, depends on it, and it often gets in the way of their social life

2) a label given by a non or less drinker to someone they think drinks too much but is really just someone who knows how to have a good time; drinks but doesnt depend on it or 'need' it
1) my dad is an alcoholic, hes been drinking for 15 years and hes getting really abusive.

2) you drank all my beer you alcoholic!
by gail March 29, 2004
 
5.
Someone who goes to meetings
I'm not an alcoholic; alcoholics go to meetings.
by Brett February 24, 2005
 
6.
A person who knows exactly how many days it's been since they had a drink.
E.g., In January, 2007, Lindsay Lohan told People magazine "I haven't had a drink in seven days. Or anything." Lindsay Lohan's publicist Leslie Zelnick confirmed to The Associated Press in December that Lohan was attending Alcoholics Anonymous meetings.
by asking January 18, 2007
 
7.
One who drinks the sweet drink of the gods to the point of reliance upon it.
"I swear to drunk I'm not god!"

ex.-Alexander Hines-the dorito king
by dave g August 23, 2005