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8. Freight Train
I large alcoholic man who loves to drink Kharkov. You will find this mysterious creature on the futon in his room. He is usually watching star trek or scrubs. If you are lucky you will be able to spot him migrating from the room to the bathroom. When in the bathroom you can hear the furious roars coming out of his ass from all the way down the hall. When he needs some lovin he looks to 27 year old hood rats. BEWARE!!! If you catch him in a drunken stooper he will most likely be covered in pretzels and will pass out when you least expect it. If he does pass out in front of you kick him in the nuts(they will most likely be exposed) then pretend to call the cops.
Freight Train you trashed the room last night!!
Freight Train get the hell out of my room!
Freight Train you are one hot piece of ass
9. Froho
Short for Frozen Hot chocolate the drink/dessert made famous at Serendipty 3
Jim : I'll try the Frozen Hot chocolate

Waiter : one Froho coming up.
10. Margabeerta
An alcoholic drink in which a beer and a margarita are combined, often by accident. Best enjoyed in a hot tub.
He did not expect to like his margabeerta, thinking that the sharp edge of the Corona would drown the triple sec. Nevertheless his clumsiness had left him no choice but to try it. Needless to say, from his perch in the outdoor hot tub, he was pleasantly surprised.
11. Slutty Virgin
An alcoholic mixed shot consisting of one part Malibu Passion Fruit Rum and one part Cranberry Juice.
Dude, those slutty virgins last night fucked my world. Oh and so did that hot blonde after I brought her home.
12. hasselhoffing
v. The act of throwing a canned alcoholic beverage into a shallow body of water while yelling, "HASSELHOFF!", and running in to "save" the drink by pounding it in front of beach spectators.
The crowd was applauding Greg after Hasselhoffing that beer in front of those 4 hot chicks during Spring Break 2010 Pensacola, FL.
13. briana
a fly ass bitch who looks good wherever she is seen. often spotted with multiple hot friends and can be seen at local dunkin donuts making plans with everyone that never go through resulting in hours of talking and doing nothing. she loves her bronzer and marlboro menthol lights or whatever cigarettes are cheaper at the moment. briana is down to drink alcoholic beverages any day at any hour, and favors an alcoholic energy drink called four locos and captain morgan spiced rum. this tiny girl packs a big mouth and an even bigger clan and watch out because they get viscious. may sometimes have trouble swallowing the amount of spit in her mouth due to fast talking and may result in some drooling. this bitch is so fucken fun and life would be so boring without this little ball of sunshine!
*that bitch is drunk of her ass and drooling slightly, she must be a briana.

*that briana is sitting in the dunkin donuts parking lot putting on bronzer and smoking menthol cigarettes

*she must be a briana because her and her clan of hot friends are ready to crack some fucken skulls
14. morning glory
alcoholic cocktail named for its tenancy to produce serious hangovers the next day.

the morning glory mix - 1 litre vodka

70cl red wkd

70cl blue wkd

70cl smirnoff ice lemon

70cl peach schnapps

4 shots of whiskey

this manages to taste like jelly, get you shit-faced and be neon purple at the same time.
Feel free to create you own variation!
"Dude I woke up with a killer hangover"
"How?"
"I was drinking Morning Glory last night"
"Dumbass"
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