| 1. | clam boner | ||
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A clitoral erection and the heightened horniness of a female after the consumption of two or more alcoholic drinks. I'm getting tipsy, I feel a clam boner comin' on!
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| 2. | beer cock | ||
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The term used to define a long lasting male sexual performance after a full night of drinking. Jane complained that her jaw hurt after giving head to Dan for over an hour to which Dan replied, "bitch I can't help it, I got a mad case of the beer cock."
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| 3. | 5 hour boner | ||
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A drink made popular in Iowa which involves a shot of Vodka mixed with a full bottle of "5 hour energy drink." Legend tells that after consuming said drink, men will have youthful, erection-induced energy that should result in a phone call to a physician. Whereas women feel like they have just taken a hit of cocaine mixed with speed. Guy 1: "What do you want to do tonight? I'm pretty tired."
Guy 2: "Dude....let's hit up some 5 hour boners and tear it up." |
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| 4. | Whiskey Dick | ||
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A state of erectile dysfunction (synonymous with Whiskey Clit), which is induced by a mass consumption of alcohol, usually forms of whiskey. It exists in three recognizable states, and can often have other degrees of effect depending on the individual. Stage 1: Delayed Orgasm(s) (with sex/masturbation lasting hours.) Stage 2: No Orgasm(s). Stage 3: Erection Not Possible. Dennis, suffering from whiskey dick, found it impossible to please Jane for the night.
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