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The lube I use to slide through the hairy, frigid crevices of the big gapping asshole called life.
At least wine and dine me up with some drug store alcohol before you come home and fuck me, trynna tell me my cat just died.
by PopeReagan April 16, 2017
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a)A brew that helps white people dance.

b)What gets people through the day.
by SwaggerBoyFoLifeFoReal July 25, 2016
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alcohol: the problem-and solution to all of life's problems
sorry that i crashed the car i was too busy drinking alcohol to be paying attention
by bonecrusherz October 03, 2017
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