Alchol 

Its common misspelling of the word alcohol or you couldn't spell alcohol so you ended up here.

Person: I drank so much alchol at that party last night
Person 2: you mean alcohol
Person: sorry I'm not good at spelling
Person 2: we're talking in person

Alchol by C Z January 19, 2020

Alchohol

When you're too drunk to remember it's actually spelled "Alcohol"

Bill: "God damn, I can't remember last night. I drank so much alchohol!"
Bob: "Bill, you silly drunk. You're still drunk right now aren't you? "

Alchohol by Rag1987 June 12, 2020

alchohol enthusiast

The politically correct verbage for an raging alcholic....

What's Wrong with your grandpa?

Oh nothing hes just an alchohol enthusiast, just like my mom.

alchohol enthusiast by tavey361 June 25, 2009

alchohal 

A common misspelling of alcohol, frequently made in LiveJournals and MySpace picture captions by minors who had a couple beers and a shot of Bacardi at a party one time.

Random internet user: "mmm...alchohal=loveeeeeee"

alchohal by John WK May 29, 2007

Alchoholic fountain 

When you buttchug a litre of fireball whiskey then procede to have rough anal sex forcing the alchohol to squirt out of the anus, you then drink the squirting whiskey like a drinking fountain.

Me and the boys got a bit rowdy on the weekend and popped a cheaky alchoholic fountain

Alchoholic fountain by Penisinjakeslittlebum June 21, 2021

alchohol

the cause of, and solution to all of life's problems.

when consumed on a regular basis alchohol causes mental and physical problems. Alchohol is a way for people to get away from and forget these problems.

alchohol by homer simpson March 19, 2005

alchoplop 

a crap the morning after a heavy session, often with scents of your chosen beverage. Normally of a loose consistancy and can be many and often through out the day.

Lynsey:The smell in the bathroom made me puke this morning.
Adam: Sorry love it was an alchoplop I was on it big time yesterday

alchoplop by gomer123 February 7, 2010