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(noun) One who studies ancient cocktail recipes and searches for lost libations. A combination of alcohol & archaeologist. An alcoholic will order a Mai Tai and keep drinking them for two hours. An alchaeologist will order a Mai Tai and argue for two hours whether Trader Vic or Don the Beachcomber invented it, which version is better, and which secret ingredients belong in it.
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