Alcahol

(n.) What your mother was probably drinking during her pregnancy that caused you to be unable to spell “alcohol”.

“Ma’am, you’re pregnant, please lay off the alcohol.”

“My body, my choice.”

*Fourteen years later the child finds urban dictionary*

“A - L - C… uhhhh… A - H - O - L. Yeah. Alcahol”

by BigGreasyCumstain July 3, 2021

alcahole

Holy Alcohol

Check out that alcahole

by Poo bum dee dum May 16, 2016

alcahol

A liquid good for preserving almost anything except secrets.

Girl- I cant beleive you cheated on me
Guy- But i diddnt!!
Girl- You told me you did last night!
Guy- That was the alcahol talking...

by tennyz December 27, 2005

alcaholic

Josh Booth is a drinking machine. he wakes up drinks all day and night then goes to sleep, and dreams of drinking. he is like a robot from that show futurama.

it's like my liver is banging a puddle of vodka - Josh booth

by cool guys April 10, 2005

Alcaholic

A guy named Jordan

1. Keep drinking like that and you'll become a Jordan

by Jordan January 11, 2004