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3.
insanely high quality marijuana with orange and clusters of white thc strands. also is covered in crystals, is very light green, and smells like heaven. without a doubt some of the planets best shit. just a handful of hits will do you in. it only takes 1 to get blown though
The second I walk into the crib im handed the bowl and ask if its the good shit and his reply is hell yea that alaskan thunderfuck. Itll get you gone bro.
by luckynumber4 February 06, 2008
 
1.
very good weed grown in the manatuska valley in alaska also known as manatuska thunderfuck
that alaskan thunderfuck fucked me up after like 1 hit
by weed...yumm July 19, 2005
 
2.
Some of the best weed in the world. VERY rare.
Man I'd pay $70 for an eighth of Alaskan Thunderfuck, that's some of that one hit quit bud.
by I Smoke Dank Buds March 20, 2006
 
4.
An insanely good chronic classed weed that made me feel like a snow man jizzed on the back of my throat
(Man choking)
Dude 1: Taking that Alaskan Thunderfuck like a bitch?
Dude 2: Goddamn snowman jizzed all up in my throat nd sht
by Nigga N8 February 06, 2010
 
5.
the shit that will put your mind in a whole other state, makes you think very psychologically and deep

about 5 good hits will have your eyes bleeding and you will not want to move at all hahahaha

very very good bud basically
friend #1 : yoooo lets burn after school

friend 2 : yo i don't really wanna burn

friend 1 : YOOOO i got that alaskan thunderfuck shit

friend 2 : OH WERD THEN IM DOWN NIGGGAAAA!
by ellomate! September 15, 2009
 
6.
Sarah Palin's former nickname on the basketball court. Derived from the fact that she hosted wild, out-of-control home orgies at the time.
"Next quarter plant yourself in front of the net, Alaskan Thunderfuck!" - as stated on the b-ball court

"Don't be hoggin' the ball(s), A.T." - as stated at both the orgies and the b-ball games
by XF42 August 06, 2009
 
7.
A secret word used to identify when a friend is holding and wants to smoke weed.
Dude i heard bill has the alaskan thunderfuck, we should go hit him up
by samithyl3itch August 04, 2009