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An Alaskan Klondike Bar is when you save up your Cum in a container over time, then freeze it to the shape of a klondike bar. Then when you take a Shit you roll it out with a pizza roller, then put it on the outside of the Cum to make it look like a klondike bar. Then you can choose to eat it or give it to someone. Ryan was eager to try one of Travis's Alaskan Klondike Bars
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| 2. | alaskan piledriver | ||
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This is a sexual act in which a pice of poop, preferably large, is frozen in a freezer and then used as a dildo for an unlucky man or women. Dirty Maria recived a most hanus alaskan piledriver on the set of alaskan sluts the deep freeze made in 2000. sadly it did not go as planed and she ended up with a soft melting piece of poop all over her snatch.
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| 3. | Klondike Kornhole | ||
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After an Alaskan Pipeline you take the condom and squeeze out the contents into your partners anus then proceed to have anal sex with them. After Bill thoroughly enjoyed the Alaskan Pipeline he decided to take it out of his butt and squeeze the insides onto his partners cornhole then proceed to penetrate him to really enjoy the the changing of the seasons of Alaska by traveling through the Klondike Kornhole.
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