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8.
A clumsy person, who farts alot of and tries to fit in but fails miserably
alasdair "well hi guys"

fuk u
by blubsyhubsy April 26, 2009
 
9.
One who has a reputation for extremely bad kissing.
"Jake that dude pulled an Alasdair on her last night"
by Bill Swan May 04, 2007