alarmclock blowjob

When a girl gives you a blow job to wake you up in the morning.

Billy didn't want to get up for work this morning, until his girlfriend woke him up with a delightful alarmclock blowjob.

alarmclock blowjob by erik polakowski July 25, 2006

asian alarmclock

its when you throw a math textbook in the air making it crash to the floor and wake someone up

man i missed my math test and the next day my dad asian alarmclocked me butt fucking early in the morning to study

asian alarmclock by TextileSmartass November 2, 2014

Hoover Alarmclock 

The act of being woken up by oral sex.

Jason: Man, I had a rough night. Maybe a good old Hoover Alarmclock would do the trick.

Paul: Right, nothing is better than waking up in the morning by someone going down on you.

Jason: Damn, right.

Hoover Alarmclock by Poeborgia November 19, 2011

pornstar alarmclock 

Screaming while ejaculating on to the face of your sleeping partner

Joey gave her the pornstar alarmclock. All over Suzie's face.

pornstar alarmclock by Roberto Mokobaun December 29, 2018

strawberry alarmclock 

When your girl has her period and wakes you up by sitting on your face.

I can still taste the blood from my strawberry alarmclock this morning.

strawberry alarmclock by crazytraindriver March 21, 2016

alarm clock 

An invention solely designed to kill millions of human dreams every morning

Whoever invented the alarm clock was a real dick. Seriously, not cool.

alarm clock by Afakename August 26, 2015

Ambrose Alarm Clock 

The act of urinating into a sleeping persons face to the point that they wake up. If the urinator is asked ‘What are you doing?’ The proper response would be ‘Pissin’. Also known as a Hellion Hello.

That lazy bastard Dean wouldn’t wake up for work so I gave him an Ambrose Alarm Clock. That got him up.

Ambrose Alarm Clock by Karl Hungus October 31, 2019