Man: (wakes up with morning wood per usual and notices a wonderful ginger female sensation in the nether-regions.
Woman: (gags)
Man: Aw hell yeah! My girlfriend's the best. I didn't know she was into alarm cocking!
Woman: (gags)
Man: Aw hell yeah! My girlfriend's the best. I didn't know she was into alarm cocking!
by ginghah and the doctah December 7, 2013
by wplv April 26, 2010
1)Waking up someone ,usually sleeping next to you ,by inserting your penis (morning wood) into any part of their body including but not limited to, vagina, mouth or anus. 2) waking up your significant other by placing your hard cock(erect penis) on their back or a few light slaps to their face.
Your significant other says " I love waking up to your alarm cock so much better than the buzzer on my alarm clock "
by Morning Woody October 11, 2015
When your man wakes you up by pressing his boner into your thigh, butt, back, etc., indicating to you that he wants to have sex.
Karen: Jane you look so tired this morning!
Jane: Oh yeah, the alarm-cock went off about three times last night.
Karen: You go girl!
Jane: Oh yeah, the alarm-cock went off about three times last night.
Karen: You go girl!
by Pratipax July 17, 2008
Also see: Dirt Rooster
When a male wakes up his partner in the morning by ramming them in the rear with his cock and screaming "Cock-A-Doodle-Doo Beyotch!"
Does not work so well on a sleeper with an unusually loose anus, in which case they will continue to sleep like a baby....well...a baby with a loose anus anyway.
Warning: Repeated use may invoke adverse reactions from sleeper; including but not limited to; a bat over the head followed by an emphatic "Cock-A-Doodle-Don't MuthaFucka!"
When a male wakes up his partner in the morning by ramming them in the rear with his cock and screaming "Cock-A-Doodle-Doo Beyotch!"
Does not work so well on a sleeper with an unusually loose anus, in which case they will continue to sleep like a baby....well...a baby with a loose anus anyway.
Warning: Repeated use may invoke adverse reactions from sleeper; including but not limited to; a bat over the head followed by an emphatic "Cock-A-Doodle-Don't MuthaFucka!"
by The Hunter May 27, 2004
when your lover indicates he wants to have sex by waking you up by pressing his boner into your body in the middle of the night
"You look tired girlfriend!"
"Yeah, the alarm cock went off like three times last night!"
"High five sistah!"
"Yeah, the alarm cock went off like three times last night!"
"High five sistah!"
by Pratipax July 30, 2008
*Guy wakes up in the morning with a moner and sees girlfriend seeping*
Guy: "Well my girlfriend is sleeping, don't want her to miss breakfast. Wake up sunshine!"
*Sticks his moner into her vagina*
Girl: "WHAT THE FUCK!!!"
Guy: "There is your alarm cock. I'm glad to see you awake."
Guy: "Well my girlfriend is sleeping, don't want her to miss breakfast. Wake up sunshine!"
*Sticks his moner into her vagina*
Girl: "WHAT THE FUCK!!!"
Guy: "There is your alarm cock. I'm glad to see you awake."
by RileyFish April 22, 2015