An act usually performed on females, but can also be performed on another male, that involves beating the individual about the mouth and cheek with ones cock to wake them up from sleep.
My cheeks are red because my boyfriend woke me up with the alarm cock.
by Pugh April 20, 2005
your wife/girlfriend/booty call asks you to wake her up the next morning (or you decide it's time for her to get up), and when the time comes you silently perch over her, masturbating furiously until you bust in her face. also known as the wank-up call.
jason, when you kick that bitch out tomorrow morning, wake her up with your alarm cock.
by timousine October 15, 2008
A full bladder that tends to wake you up in morning.
My alarm cock woke me up at 5 this morning; maybe I should get my prostate checked.
by Darren O'Donnell August 19, 2008
When you plan on sleeping in, but get woken up many hours earlier than expected to find that you are jizzing all over yourself after having a saucy dream about an eager young gymnast.
10:45pm: "Tomorrow, I shall awaken at noon!"
8:17am: "Hnng! Aww...damn alarm cock!"
by Megaballs September 29, 2012
The alarm cock is a hilarious sexual prank. A man waits for a woman to go to sleep and retires to a seperate room to masturbate feverishly. Right before ejaculation he returns to the bedroom to cum right in his girls face. She will wake up during this and her confusion will quickly turn to outrage which will be responded to with a hasty retreat. The alarm cock maneuver has also been referred to as the graveyard glaze and the midnight jack.
The definition for Alarm Cock is self explanitory. If performing the alarm clock maneuver it is important to use catchy one liners before escaping. "You had it coming" or perhaps the Woody the Wood Pecker noise would suffice.
by Conman31415 March 18, 2010
An unusual form of alarm used to wake one up in the morning,provided by males, usually used on females (some exceptions may apply) that may cause either intense pleasure or discomfort, depending on the user and alarm. Please note that this device does not work when the alarm is under the age of 12 or above the age of 60. One method to remedy this situation for those above the age of 60 may be a little blue pill that can be provided by your local doctor.

Batteries not needed.
there's something wrong with my alarm cock, it's started waking me up later and later nowadays
by chocolatesa August 15, 2003
The act of purposefully waking up an unsuspecting guest by slapping your genitalia on your chest. Enacted through a "tick cock" metronome like fashion. Otherwise to rouse a partner from their slumber by doing the same thing or prodding them if aforementioned tactic does not accomplish stirring the person awake.

Not to be confused with tea bagging or mushroom printing however sometimes combined. However if you are alone an alarm clock can be denoted through morning wood.
Victim: "why are you slapping your penis on your chest? It's too early for this!"
Perpetrator: "I'm sorry your forgot to set your alarm cock"

"I woke up this morning with a stiffy. It served as an alarm cock"
by Feral Man August 03, 2014
The act of waking up your girlfriend or wife for morning sex before her alarm clock goes off.
I woke up my wife with the "Alarm Cock" for a quicky before she got up to get ready for work.
by JBirch82 July 16, 2012

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