An act usually performed on females, but can also be performed on another male, that involves beating the individual about the mouth and cheek with ones cock to wake them up from sleep.
My cheeks are red because my boyfriend woke me up with the alarm cock.
by Pugh April 20, 2005
when your lover indicates he wants to have sex by waking you up by pressing his boner into your body in the middle of the night
"You look tired girlfriend!"

"Yeah, the alarm cock went off like three times last night!"

"High five sistah!"
by Pratipax July 30, 2008
A full bladder that tends to wake you up in morning.
My alarm cock woke me up at 5 this morning; maybe I should get my prostate checked.
by Darren O'Donnell August 19, 2008
When you plan on sleeping in, but get woken up many hours earlier than expected to find that you are jizzing all over yourself after having a saucy dream about an eager young gymnast.
10:45pm: "Tomorrow, I shall awaken at noon!"
8:17am: "Hnng! Aww...damn alarm cock!"
by Megaballs September 29, 2012
When you wake up your girlfriend by slipping your moner (morning wood) into her vagina.
*Guy wakes up in the morning with a moner and sees girlfriend seeping*
Guy: "Well my girlfriend is sleeping, don't want her to miss breakfast. Wake up sunshine!"
*Sticks his moner into her vagina*
Girl: "WHAT THE FUCK!!!"
Guy: "There is your alarm cock. I'm glad to see you awake."
by RileyFish April 22, 2015
The alarm cock is a hilarious sexual prank. A man waits for a woman to go to sleep and retires to a seperate room to masturbate feverishly. Right before ejaculation he returns to the bedroom to cum right in his girls face. She will wake up during this and her confusion will quickly turn to outrage which will be responded to with a hasty retreat. The alarm cock maneuver has also been referred to as the graveyard glaze and the midnight jack.
The definition for Alarm Cock is self explanitory. If performing the alarm clock maneuver it is important to use catchy one liners before escaping. "You had it coming" or perhaps the Woody the Wood Pecker noise would suffice.
by Conman31415 March 18, 2010
An unusual form of alarm used to wake one up in the morning,provided by males, usually used on females (some exceptions may apply) that may cause either intense pleasure or discomfort, depending on the user and alarm. Please note that this device does not work when the alarm is under the age of 12 or above the age of 60. One method to remedy this situation for those above the age of 60 may be a little blue pill that can be provided by your local doctor.

Batteries not needed.
there's something wrong with my alarm cock, it's started waking me up later and later nowadays
by chocolatesa August 15, 2003
1)Waking up someone ,usually sleeping next to you ,by inserting your penis (morning wood) into any part of their body including but not limited to, vagina, mouth or anus. 2) waking up your significant other by placing your hard cock(erect penis) on their back or a few light slaps to their face.
Your significant other says " I love waking up to your alarm cock so much better than the buzzer on my alarm clock "
by Morning Woody November 30, 2015
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