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1. redneck car alarm
Three junkyard dogs sitting in your car with the windows open.
Ever since I got a redneck car alarm, nobody has stolen my stereo.
by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005 add a video
2. car running
The art of running over cars which either sets the alarm off or damages the roof. Its great fun a night, but do it quick. If you get caught your fucked up. People don't want you running over thier cars, do they? Its done alot in the UK, i dunno about the US. Sports cars are the best. I like to do this along with egging. Its great fun, i suggest you go try it.
"Wanna go out egging and car runnin tonight?"

"Shit those little fucks are car running my merc!"
3. Car Alarm Tag
When you and your friends play tag by the use of car alarms in a large parking lot. By setting off the alarms of different cars the "it" player tries to track down the other members in the party. Upon coming physically touched by the "it" person the game cycles all over again just like regular tag.
Remember, a parking lot is a dangerous place. Soo watch out for traffic, and people who don't want you playing. Let's play some good 'ol Car Alarm Tag, now let's get it on!
4. car alarm
a cerent sound that is fuckin anoying when your watchin your favorite show late at night a car alarm goes off for like 46min
so I was watchin summerland and a car alarm went off and i wrote lyrics now everytime I hear one I stand on my bed and I like:
~hello
~~im a car
~~~gassoline makes me run
~~~~back seat trunk space
~~~~~hello lets go for a ride
~~~~~~oil is my blood
~~~~~~~seat belts, radio knobs.
said by one of the most famous funny people I have herd Dane Cook
5. WOO WOOO
It is a sound your car makes when you have wistle tip welded inside your muffler. It is also a saying people use when they have uncontrolable excitement.
The wistles go WOO WOOO!
6. chirp
a verb meaning to chirp or to turn on the car alarm on your vehicle by pressing your remote, when you panic when seeing a brown person or a black person in the parking lot for any reason whatsoever.
"...me and my chi-com H1B1 Visa immigrants saw a native american or a mexican or a negro, and we collectively chirped our cars in the parking lot, because we are panic stricken and frightened settlers here to make our claims to the continent. The chirping solidifies our identity as being truly superior and here to conquer and be morally righteous. it was a beautiful thing..."
7. denver jock strap
If one were to break into your car, then instead of an alarm, a metal claw grabs the person by the balls, and mostlikey hurts like shit; don't fuck with the persons car if they say they have one.-jamie
the man tried to steal my car, and my denver jock strap ripped his nuts off
by jamie Oct 10, 2004 add a video
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