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Waking up due to the discomfort from your raging morning wood.
Andy: Why are you up so early, Eric?

Eric: I got fucking alarm cocked again, this is the third time this week.
by Collard Greens November 10, 2013
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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