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When a girl is sleeping and you wake her up by slipping your morning wood in her. I gave her the alarm clock so she wouldn't be late for work.
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A method of waking up at a specific time, ususaly accomplished by the satanic sound of screaming souls. I threw my clock at the wall the other day, now it's broken.
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An act of fellatio which wakes the person receiving. Usually results in immediate nutting due to surprise and overall awesomeness. "Why's your girlfriend got a black eye?"
"I was tired, so I hit the snooze button" |
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An evil device created by Satan to awaken you from a deep sleep. The alarm clock shrieked loudly at 6am awaking me from my wonderful dream of riches.
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A device that sounds an alarm at a specific time, waking you up. Some alarm clocks go off 30-45 minutes after its set time, either making you late or unprepared. My alarm clock woke me up at 6:45 today. I didn't have time to eat a good breakfast, so I fell asleep in class.
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a legal form of torture commonly bestowed upon teenagers between 6-7am. alarm clock:
*AAHHH* *AAHHH* *AAHHH* kid: "dear Jesus, my lord and my savior, MAKE IT STOP." |
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