Liveliness and eagerness.
We shall proceed with alacrity.
Assertive, lively individuals, who DGAF, that are exclusive members of the elite High IQ Society.
Judge: you have two speeding tickets in five Years and you have not completed your obligations.
Mr Rouse: sir, I believe that driving with alacrity is my god givin right.
Judge: I don't care what you think. You have until september to complete drivers ed or your alacritous ass will face jail time.
A cool word used by Demetri Martin on the Daily Show, but he totally doesn't know what it means. Neither do I. Go look it up.
To Jon Stewart: "You have a basic cable show, that's called the Daily Show, that's on 4 days a week instead of 7...You really nailed it, man. I mean, no offense, but you're not exactly what people would call an alacrity." -Demetri Martin
a werd 2 describe how 2 use ur skill in a game. alacrity teaches u how to cast da best stromz, how to own da most wit da humans, and how to peemp da socal ladiez. i tink its a noun but im not really sure :)
o ya well im gna use my alacrity and beat u.
FUK THE NEW PATCH IS OUT NOW I SHALL PWN ALL THOSE WHO STEP TO MY ALACRITY!!!