A truly horrid place. The most corrupt people are given most of the power. We have the most corrupt court system in the country. Our police officers are akin to the mafia. A place where people will tolerate any kind of anti-social behavior as long as you say praise the lord. Theese same poor people are duped into voting for republicans, simply because they say I love Jesus, or I am a deacon in the church. Yet theese are the same people living high on the hog while the masses toil in poverty. I ask you Alabama is that what your religion is? Feeding off the powerless. The government officials are loathe to improve our schools for that very reason. That people will not buy the lies they are selling. I'm tired of hearing about polite southerners also. Most of them are so pig headed and rude they are intolerable. Outsiders look out we got no need for change here!
Alabama the most corrupt state in the union!
by dissedent August 19, 2006
A state known for its hick population, football, and the majority of the world's inbreeding.

Here football, overalls, and sleeping with your sister are all big.
Welcome to Alabama!

Here incest is illegal, but that don't stop anyone!

Come. Make yourself at home.
by <<ryan>> January 13, 2008
A colony of inbred white American arseholes with guns that hate everyone except inbred white American arseholes with guns.
Sensible European (British, French etc): Where are you from?
Gun-totting fat American: Alabama
European: Shit - RUN before he rapes our animals.
by ismk February 20, 2008
the coolest state ever made

fireworks, no car ipspection, rednecks, beer, huntin, mullets, trailors, 4 wheelers, chickens, crack heads, racism, lots more
i cant wait to go to alabama
by casey the great July 08, 2003
A state where kids in high school school can blow snot on their paper and they'll get an A. Therefore they're able to apply to some of the greatest colleges out there and they'll be accepted, even if they can't spell the word HICK.
Damn rednecks from Alabama are taking spots from kids applying to Yale who actually had to WORK for their A's in high school.
by brainiac888 June 20, 2007
. A place only good for making you feel smart in comparison to all the racist, drawling redneck dumbasses.

2.Good for hilarious stories and great laughs when you come back home, and having fun telling all your northeastern friends just how all the sterotypes about this god-forsaken rock are true.

3. Place where it gets so hot and humid you can barely breathe, Your allergies will kill you if the high insect population doesn't get to you first

4. A place where you can drive past slave cemetaries which are only open fields.

5. Still stuck in the 1950's, practacally segregated and interracial marriages are still taboo

6. just face it, if youre from AL youre a worthless piece of shit, America makes fun of you and don't even bother retaliating because noone can understand you anyway and your pathetic drawls get you laughed at even more!

6.Alabama's as close as you can get to a third world country without american ideals of innovation and freedom. so come here often...and appreciate northern living that much more!
ppl in AL arent any more polite, theyre just good at hiding their emotions and talking about you behind your back
by qooioop April 23, 2005
A silly state where no one wants to live. If you were born in Alabama you have no real future. Alabama is infected with poor people.
My names Bobby-Jo and I was born in Alabama, would you like some corn?

Aw shit Alabama isn't even worth a dictionary definition. Peace out bitches.
by CJDJ September 12, 2005

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