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A place that is not all fucking incest rasism and hicks. I swear if i read another fucking word about how people from Alabama are a bunch of ignorrant rednecks im going to be pissed. I live up north but grew up in alabama and I swear it isnt any different up here then it is down there. People just talk differently and are alot nicer down there. And, the women are hotter down there. J'sayin. all these chicks up here are pale and fat and ugly. :)
Jake(Yankee): alabama is such a stoopid state you guys, jesus, it is so dumbb and so racist you guys.

Mary Sue(Redneck): Shut the fuck up you mother fucking rude ass yankee. just the other day you were talking about how you think black dudes smell and how you think there all animals.
by Serikita June 29, 2011
Alabama is not full of rednecks,racism and farms. I have lived here all my live and I have not seen a farm yet. It is also well known for college football. Football is a religion in alabama. So everyone dissing alabama can suck a fat dick. No suck an Alabamians dick bitch. The girls here are not bad. I have never heard of someone marring there family member. That is just a bunch of bullshit people made up to try and diss Alabama. Fuck everyone who ain't down with the south the whole south motherfucker not just Georgia and Florida.
Hey atleast in Alabama people still have that great souther hospitality
by g-unot soldier August 07, 2006
A very misunderstood and overly stereotyped state. Some of the stereotypes are true, but most are definetly not. Also a great band from Fort Payne, AL. Also home to one of the greatest NCAA Football teams, Auburn University.
Sweet Home Alabama is very stereotyped.
by AlabamaLlama May 03, 2005
To quote Mr. Loser: absolute hicks; have a football team that called the Crimson Tide because they once tied in a game in the 1910s; racists

Nice work, you complete dipshit. Called Crimson Tide because in the early 1900's they had a great season, and an announcer said they looked like a "Tide of Crimson" storming all over the other teams. Idiot.
While it is true that racism exists in Alabama, can you tell me a state that dosen't hold an example of racism? If you think Alabama is bad because of racism, you're probably an idiot, so go jump off a cliff and rid us of your worthless ass.
by Lynx July 05, 2004
A horrible place to live in my opinion. I've lived in Birmingham for a year and just couldn't take anymore of the rudeness. Southern class, my ass. I come from Michigan (I know, not that much better) and almost EVERY single person at the school I went to were immature and hated me because of my accent, how I looked, how I dressed, and where I came from. They're only nice to you if you come from one of the southern states. It has a huuuge bible belt, and if you're not christian (which I'm not and wasn't) you'll get made fun of and hated because of your religion. They always say stuff like "Bless your heart" and "God is with you". Sure, I come from Michigan, but at least they won't turn me down and hate me for the person I AM.
Me: Hey guys, what's up?

person1: Why do you sound weird? Are you a Yankee? You must not be from Alabama.

Me: Whaat....? Well... I'm from Michigan.

Person1: oh... weirdo. At least God loves you.

Me: I'm Wiccan...

Person1: oh, you're going to Hell then. Bless your heart

(True Story)
by BadgerMichigander April 11, 2011
A U.S. state that neighbors the relative economic giants of Florida, Georgia, and Tennessee, as well as fellow failure state, Mississippi.

The state has two main football teams that matter to nobody outside of the state. These are not real football teams, they are college ones. NFL teams are generally reserved for states with actual cities. Ironically, many Auburn/Alabama fans did not graduate high school, and view college students as "queers".

The native dress is Overalls (no shirt) for men, and oversized faded Looney Tunes t-shirts and purple sweatpants for women. The native cuisine is Skoal and Makers Mark.

They typically love to talk about "Southern Hospitality", and it is generally true... unless you are gay or not Baptist. In this case, you're better off going to more hospitable places like Beirut or Haiti.

Politically, the state is very conservative. It went for McCain/Palin in 2008, because Jesus was not on the ballot that year. They approved a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage and civil unions in 2006 with 81 percent of the population voting to preserve "traditional marriage" in the state. Traditional marriage in Alabama is defined as a union between one man and his sister/pretty female cousin.

The fertility rate in Alabama is one of the highest in the third world. Most common names for children are Cooter, Cletus, and Skeeter for boys. For girls the most common names are Jolene, Angel, and Starla.
Bill: I am from Alabama.

Ted: I'm sorry.
by Flick507 May 08, 2011
Alabama is one of the greatest states in the nation. I don't care what all you Bama haters out there say, the only steryotype down here that's true is the one about our love of football. AND WE'RE ALL PROUD OF IT! So i dont give a flying crap about what you friggin' YANKEES say. Sure, we may have some rednecks, but we're proud of that too. No racism, and some of the greatest food you will ever eat. I end on this note................ROLL TIDE!!!!!
Man, I'm so glad i live in Alabama, since it is like the best state ever.
by benmomicboa March 19, 2009