A sexual act consisting of shitting in a condom, then repetitively whaling on your lover with it.
Dude, last night i gave my bitch an Alabama slammer and the condom broke and it got everywhere.
by usds May 03, 2009
Top Definition
1. Southern answer to the Long Island Iced Tea. Typically includes Amaretto Almond Liqueur, Southern Comfort, Sloe Gin, Orange Juice, Sweet and Sour Mix. Has been known to be spiked with 151 Rum, Wild Turkey, or Moonshine.

2. College girl who consumed such a beverage at a party and provided a good time for all.
1. Bartender, make me an Alabama Slammer.

2. Last night I had my way with an Alabama Slammer.
by Adam January 05, 2005
(Noun) A slam poet or other spoken-word performer native to the state of Alabama.
The open mic was going slowly until an Alabama slammer showed up and spat the tightest rhymes this side of the Mason-Dixon line.
by Heavy Pootis Guy April 07, 2015
A big fat black dildo.
"This drawer is too small for my alabama slammer"

"I watched her sit on her alabama slammer and then I could see her tonsils"
by milphunter March 07, 2015
When you are giving oral, and from your bed stand or other close location you produce a bottle of Alabama Slammer barbecue sauce, squirt it into your hand and you proceed to slap it across the others face. At the moment of impact, you must scream "Alabama Slam!!!".
"Jimmy was giving me oral, all of a sudden he yelled Alabama Slammer bitch.
by yoyotoyota May 17, 2014
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