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Often confused with "moon docking" or defecating into a vagina, the "Alabama Hot Pocket" is actually a term used by necrophiles to describe a cadaver in a body bag stashed in a cardboard box in a mobile home (or the trunk of a rusty '73 camaro) which has been heated by the mid-day sun.
"I went back to the trailer on my lunch break to have a 'date' with my 'lady'. Talk about a Alabama Hot Pocket- what, with this heat wave we're havin'!"
by nurtchle November 22, 2007
 
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the act of taking a shit in a womans pussy and then fucking it.
The poor bitch was hungry so i whipped her up an Alabama Hot-Pocket!
by Eddie123456 October 10, 2007
 
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an alabama hot pocket is a disgusting fetish where a male shits in a girls vagina and sticks his dick in it. or with a two girls a girl A shits in girl Bs vagina and licks it.
man i need to shit. want an alabama hot pocket.
by yunhobo September 02, 2009
 
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The act of shitting in a girls vagina, fucking her, then eating her out.
I was feeling dirty today..... so I gave her an Alabama Hot pocket!
by Rupert123 March 04, 2008
 
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latin: Theca defaecatus
The woman spreads apart her vaginal lips while the man carefully positions his anus above her open crevice and fills it with shit. Once his bowels have been evacuated into her vagina, he proceeds to have vigorous sex with it and enjoy the explosive heat and gooeyness that erupts from her vagina like melted cheese from a blistering Hot Pocket.
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
I love, love the Alabama Hot Pocket, but I wouldn't advise anybody to try it. You see, once you've had AHP, it's impossible to go back to regular sex. After my first Hot Pocket, my wife's vagina sans poop felt like the Sahara Desert.
by Dirty Buck Nasty April 15, 2010
 
20.
when you have sex with a country girl after a long day of work on a ranch/farm
Billy felt up for an Alabama hot pocket, but I don't like the salty taste.
by Christian Steele January 16, 2007
 
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When you stick a hotpocket in the microwave and heat it up for 69 seconds, then you fuck it. And you can eat it afterwards, only if you're down though
That Alabama Hotpocket had pepperoni in it
by SuicidalBanana559 December 28, 2012