1. Shoving a raw, un-lubricated cucumber into the person you're welcoming's anal cavity. It is customary for lots of blood, and tears to occur.
Joe was new to the Southern States, recently coming down from New York to Alabama, we decided to go out and buy the biggest cucumber we could fine, streamers, and some balloons. He was sure to have a fun Alabama Greeting.
by Tentarro January 20, 2014