awkwardize 

The art of turning a normal conversation into an awkward situation.

"Did you see that video of a guy electrocuting himself? LMFAO"

"How can you find that stuff funny?"

"..."

"I totally awkwardized this conversation."

awkwardize by 003Labs June 29, 2009

de-awkwardize  

To make something less awkward.

That ice breaker worked really well to de-akwardize that meeting.
Laughing at yourself helps de-awkwardize an embarrassing moment.
Using a 45 degree angle instead of a 90 degree angle helped de-awkwardize that corner.

de-awkwardize by Jen and Katie January 7, 2008

Awkwardiness 

When there no one in a theater and your jumping around with your friends and someone walks in on you.. awkwardiness is born.

"Oh, the awkwardiness!"

Awkwardiness by pseudonym slim March 1, 2010

Awkwardive

Some idiot's messed up version of saying the word "operative" leaving the other people involved in the conversation feeling awkward.

Nathan: He's trying to succeed!

Erika: Trying being the awkwardive word.

Awkwardive by erinf1005 March 25, 2010

awkwardise 

to make a situation awkward.

Sophie: I can't believe he said that.
Nicole: He completely awkwardised the situation.

awkwardise by Blair_W October 30, 2011

akwardnessishityocity 

A sheer amount of akwardness that amounts to a large amount of what might or might not be a situation in which a position of a certain magnitude might have arisen with the effect that the people in said situation are so thoroughly immersed in what could be classified as that thing with

The sheer amount of akwardnessishityocity was so overwhelming I pooed a little.

akwardnessishityocity by dethfan May 20, 2009

awkwardize 

1. to make shit as strange and uncomfortable as humanly possible.

2. an homosexual advance that puts a person in an usual predictament, normally a fight ensues.

when Keller was all on my dick, when I was spitting game to Evalina.

awkwardize by Richard Howard May 13, 2005