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The incorrect spelling of the word awkward.

Used by morons and/or K-5th grade.

Typically used when the situation doesn't call for it, and is thus typically overused and unfunny (misspelled or not, turns out).
Stargrl789: and then he called his parents and asked them to give us a ride!

Unfunnytwat1357: sooo akward.
by vitamin_r January 19, 2008
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A more clumsy way to say the word awkward. Used only to describe EXTREMELY awkward situations. This word is also used as a substitute for saying, "man this is awkward".
Taking a girl out on a date to the movies, only to see your current girlfriend there is A-K ward.
by Pio89898911 March 27, 2010
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A word used to define those who live in Co. Leitrim, Ireland and are usually not capable of functioning in higher society (in Dublin, to which they often refer as "The Pale") without making a fool of themselves on a regular basis. Often make stupid mistakes, put their foot in their mouth and tend to be extremely socially awkward in most situations. Unless they're milking cows. Being ák-ward usually means they excel at this and other farming activities. Generally adamantly deny their culchie heritage.
Girl 1: OMG We should go to IKEA to get Secret Santa gifts!
Girl 2: Dude. Way to be Ák-ward and mention our Secret Santa in front of people we didn't include in it!
Girl 1: Woops.
by herpityderp November 28, 2010
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something unnatural. something that isn't in it's proper shape or condition.
after he fell on his hands he saw his arm in an akward angle.
by Nurief August 07, 2007
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