| 1. | Dudefest | ||
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Some chump's description of an Akron/Family show. This Akron/Family show is a total dudefest!
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| 2. | Akron | ||
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The Rubber Capital of the world, former Bowling Capital of the world and at one point the Marble Capital as well. The first city to ever use police cars and the home of the All American Soap Box Derby. Also, Alocholics Annomyous was founded in Akron and the first ever meeting was held in Stan Hywett Hall, home of the Seiberling family (founders of Goodyear). As well as being the home of LeBron James its the meth capital of the US with over 200 meth lab busts last year. Depending on where you live it can be a nice place to live. It is also known as the Rubber City. You know LeBron James? Well he grew up in Akron, Ohio.
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| 3. | broster | ||
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A combination of a bro and a hipster. Has the party-lovin attitude of a bro but the pretentious taste of a hipster. Broster: Dude, you wanna chill and drink some 40s after the Akron show?
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| 4. | broster | ||
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A combination of a bro and a hipster. Has the party-lovin attitude of a bro but the pretentious taste of a hipster.
Broster: Dude, you wanna chill and drink some 40s after the Akron show?
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| 5. | snooze | ||
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A person with whom communication is so dull and uninteresting, that they induce narcolepsy in the listener. Topics of conversation usually include: work, family, pets, weather, personal care, televised sports. "I saw so-and-so the other day. She cornered me, then proceeded to tell me all about her cats, then about her brother in Akron. The only thing that could have been worse would have been a conversation about urinary tract infections. What a f*@king snooze."
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| 6. | Folk Hipster | ||
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A folk hipster is sub category of hipster that are usually recognized by their "mountain man " beards and earthy wardrobe (Boys: beards, flannel , boots , straight legged pants,any woodsy animal jewelry or printed shirts, messy curls , worn out pants, suspenders Girls : Overly floral button ups, shawl neck sweaters , wavy to curly hair , victorian jewelry,riding/military boots, anything retro 1900-1930's ,any woodsy or native american vibe clothes . Bands they listen to : fleet foxes j illman iron and wine the cave singers kings of leon ( even if they are mainstream and hate hipsters despite the fact that they're all major folk hipsters) deverdra banhart vashti bunyan first aid kit boy & bear nick drake bon iver sin fang bous mumford & sons Joanna newson wild beasts au revoir simone freelance whales Akron/family fever ray sea wolf wilco lord huron vetiver espers dawes the antlers the mountain goats peggy sue and the pirates*** Look , that folk hipster came into starbucks with no shoes on .
Those folk hipsters dont seem to be trying to be hipsters ...but they really are ...which makes them that much more deck. Caleb Followill and Samual beam are such folk hipsters Folk hipsters sure do look like amish people. |
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| 7. | Cuyahoga Falls | ||
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"Cawga" Falls - AKA - Caucasian Falls - Home of the largest population of white trash in Ohio - outside of the Portage Lakes area of Akron. Also known for schools that suck, kids with asthma who can't breathe because of air that stinks, homes that are foreclosed on, fat beer-belly women, police on EVERY corner that do nothing, family parties in the garage, the same politicians in power for a billion years. "Eustis - brang me another beer out here in my nice Cuyahoga Falls gay-raaash for my baby shower, dang it"
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