Non-ignorant person: I hope you don't mind being trapped in a convention center w/ a bunch of life-long virgins dressed as cartoon characters. You may hear some j-rock, but no rap.
Me: meow! I can't wait until Akon!
Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thiam
Person 2(Akon)- Wow thats long, how about Akon for short?
Person 1 - Naw that name will never be known.
Person 2(Akon) - I'll make it known...
Me:Shutup punk, your not even a real convict.
-"Shut up Akon, you're full of shit."