Malin Akerman 

Noun: A beautiful actress who is, or should be, required to show her gorgeous nude body in every film she's in.
Noun: Improving a movie by having a beautiful, sexy actress appear nude in it.
Verb: Agreeing that a hot, nude actress can make a bad film good.

Malin Akerman is a sexy, usually nude or seminude, actress known for her beautiful face and perfect body. She is pure sex.

"Malin Akerman's naked in that movie. Her ass is sweet. And the sky is blue. "
"What that sex comedy needed was some Malin Akerman. Butt naked of course."
"That movie sucked! At least they Malin Akerman'd it."
"I wish Malin Akerman would do porn! That's a film I would see!"

Malin Akerman by yeeha March 28, 2009

Malin Akerman 

Malin Akerman

A very ugly "actress".
The only reason people like her is because of her body.
Her face is shaped weird and she talks like she just got hit in the head with a 500-page textbook.

Malin Akerman puts Tara Reid to shame.

Malin Akerman by Persephone~ November 30, 2009

Mikasa Akerman 

Mikasa Akerman is a character from aot (attack on titan), the best girl. And no Eren and Mikasa are not siblings because Eren's family only took her in for less than a year. Eren has never referred to Mikasa as his sister or family. AND Mikasa ain't "Mankasa" or the girl who fell in love with her brother (Eren). I still don't get HOW CAN YOU HATE HER. And eremika is literally canon so

Person1: You watch aot?
Person2: Yeah
Person1: Oh btw do you like Mikasa Akerman?
Person2: Ew no she's in love with her brother.
Person1: 𝘀𝗹𝗮𝗽𝘀

Mikasa Akerman by megumisgf August 1, 2022

Levi Ackerman 

Levi Ackerman is a hot captain who is the greatest titan killer humanity has ever faced. This captain is kind of short for his age but who gives a shit Levi does not. If you say your mind to Levi bad idea buddy cause you got a beat down coming your way from Levi. But god damn he is hot. Also he takes 2-3 hour bedtimes. And guess what he sleeps in a chair! But we all do it time to time.

A little bit is shared about Levi Ackerman

Levi Ackerman by Yuki Levi's sister December 27, 2016

Mikasa Ackerman 

a being that is super overprotective, she will tag along with you everywhere and she will do anything to save you even if it means for her to die

Mikasa Ackerman: eren i will save you from the titans
Eren: no mikasa i can save myself
Mikasa: *saves eren anyways*

Mikasa Ackerman by its_lemon January 20, 2015

Levi Ackerman 

A bad ass character from Attack on Titan. Can easily beat you up. Known as humanity's best warrior. Kind of short, and a bit cold hearted. In his mid-thirties

You check out Attack on Titan yet?
Yeah man, Levi Ackerman is pretty awesome!

Levi Ackerman by krazyk198 July 16, 2014

Levi Ackerman 

Levi Ackerman is the Captain in the Survey Corps from the famous series Shingeki No Kyojin/Attack on Titan.

The main subject he’s known for besides his attractiveness is his title of ‘Humanity’s Strongest Soldier’. Being very strong, he’s known as one of the hopes for humanity against the titans.

He has raven hair with the front parted to the side along with an undercut, and eyes that change from silver like a knife to blue like the ocean. He also has very pale skin with a usual scowl on his face. One of his other well known qualities is his short appearance, standing at only 160cm, and his muscular body which looks to be slim when wearing clothes (65kg).

Levi has had one of the most tragic pasts in the series, losing many loved ones and growing up in the Underground. Though, this didn’t stop his will to fight. It only made him stronger and want to make sure their deaths had true meaning.

Levi may appear to be cold at first, but one of his best attributes is his care for other people. His emotionless mask hides an emotional, caring, and fragile heart who would always put others before himself. His entire life he’s not known the right choice and has always tried to choose what he’s regret least. Though he’s still regretted in the end, and no matter what happens to him in the future, with his incredibly strong heart I know he can get through anything that gets in his way. Mentally or physically. <3

(he’s also gorgeous <3)

“Hey, that really strong raven haired guy from Attack on Titan is so badass!”

“Yeah, do you mean Levi Ackerman?

Levi Ackerman by Rinilia_15 June 8, 2019