| 1. | Ak-49 | ||
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A badd ass Alaskan clothing line, generally worn by Alaskan motorsports fanatics.. Fred: "I wanna go buy some new racing shirts."
Ted: "Why dont you go get some Ak-49 gear!" |
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| 2. | a-Towners | ||
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A gang in Southern Rhode Island. Inventors of the term "oh sittt," this gang has been known to be ruthless in the streets. To this day, they have ripped off 19 body parts of opposing gangstas. Members include The Infamous $toner, Jay-Jay, Parrrrrrot, The Numba One Stunna (NOS), The Lo-Pro(file) Gangsta (LPG), Styles, Peenut Budder, Jelly, Just Blais, and K-Cop. Just make sure when you are going through Southern Rhode Island, you have your AK-49 with you. Aw, dawg, yesterday the a-Towners came into my hood, took every wallet in my house, ate all our food, and made out with my girlfriend, just before shootin out all the windows with their nines.
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| 3. | crippling diareah | ||
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Crippling Diahreah is like a case of thescreaming mimis usually brought about by drinking too much the night before. It is a colon clensing so fierce that you are doubled over and grabbing on to the cripple bars in the restroom for dear life and so that you wont come flying off the can mid exodus. The lightweight in the stall next to me had the most rank case of crippling diareah I have ever smelt or heard in a long time.
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| 4. | Alaska | ||
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The state everyone else comes to or is benifited from because it has the richest resources in the Union. It is also way bigger than Texas. Alaska is to Andre the Giant as Texas is to Pee Wee Hermans bung hole. Jethro: 'Im going to Alaska to fish'.
Habib: 'I am going to Alaska to work on the cruise ship.' Chan: 'I am going to Alaska to start a successful business'. Janet: 'I am going to Alaska to work in the gold, copper, zinc, coal and granite mines'. Shaquanda: 'I am going to work in Alaska and make 120K a year as a housekeeper on the N.Slope'. Texan: 'I am going to stay in Texas, Alaska is bigger than me......2 1/2 times bigger, and i am scared.' Texan 2: "I am going to stay in Houston cauls' that Alaska money shur is nice hur, ya hur." Politician in DC: "I would love to get my hands on some of that Alaska money." Igloo: "No one lives in me you dipshit." Beer: "There is alot of me here, friend." Yuppie: "Oh, it is a delight here, fabulous native culture." Alaskan: "You are a bitch made Yuppie, do you pluck your eyebrows? WTF? You must be from Maryland." Lower 48ter: "This place is Amazing!" Alaskan: "I tried to be all coy and humble, but when you saw it you blushed...I told you 2 and half bigger than yours." Texan: "But i am trapped in a womans body". |
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| 5. | Homer Alaska | ||
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A small ass town with too much drama, where the drug dealers are as young as 14 yr olds, its full of skaters, wiggers and hippies...the only nice rides are those who are Russian, Drug dealers, or those who fish in the summer..the girls are passed around like candy, the boys are all either, drunks, stoners, or crazy church head hippies...eveyone does town laps all day and stare at eachother. yep, this is my town..drama drama and more drama, and fish...and weed....thats all we got. Ex. #1
1: "aaahh dudde, did you see kossis new 'lade?" ......highlight of everyones boring a*s day in homer alaska Ex. #2 1: "what you wanna do?" 2: "idk, what you wanna do?'' 1: "idk mane...what you finna do?' .......continues to ride around town for about 6 hours. |
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| 6. | Central Indian Penis | ||
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Sex organ of a male from Middle India. more...
The region is dominated by the Indo-Aryan branch of the short-statured round-headed Alpine race, which displays morphological adaptation to extremely cold Alpine climates, such as brachycephaly (round-headedness), short stature &, due to Allen's Rule, diminished extremities such as arms, legs & penis. Consequently, this sub-type of the European Alpine Penis is naturally slightly smaller than the North Indian Penis of the tall long-headed Nordic-Iranian or Iranoid Race, which displays adaptation to temperate-cold Iranian climates rather than Alpine-cold or Siberian climates. However, the difference between the 2 Aryan types is not substantial, & both are in turn dwarfed by the far more voluminous South Indian Penis, which is largest due to Dravidian or Negroid-Australoid predominance in Tamil Nadu & Aethiopoid dominance in Malabar: Region ... (Race) ___ Erect Penis (Soft) _ Ref (see below) C European (Alpine) ... 10.83 cm ( 7.22 cm). 1 C Indian . (Alpine) ... 11.49 cm ( 7.66 cm). 2 N Indian . (Iranoid) .. 11.78 cm ( 7.85 cm). 3 S Indian . (Dra... |
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| 7. | last frontier | ||
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Last Frontier is a nickname for alaska. last frontier my home my love.
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