guy: didnt we do that when we were like 7 with "real looking guns" and yell "bang you're dead" at each other
dude: no, airsoft has teh 1337 pelletz that roxorz joor face off!
airsofters cannot take the pain of a paintball.. which is why they need airsoft and real looking guns "if only real looking guns had an orange tip" to make them feel like they hold some kind of importance in society and to make them feel better about their rice sized penis...
"i played airsoft once.. i almost got shot by a cop.. apparently my replica m16a1 with a blaze orange tip looked WAYYY to real for him."
"sweet... you're gay"
"wtf do u set infants on a field with a marker?! paintball guns are mad fast airsoft guns are mad ghey the honor system is what really fuels it... its the solid stone evidence you have that you hit that guy and you should be the winner of the game. go kill yourself queer"
The markers are unnecessarily large and heavy just so they give these 30-year-old kids a feeling of power.
They would be better off using real guns.
Person B: *Slurp* *Slurp* Yeah, when I'm done *Slurp*
Person A: I need a LASER sight because I can't aim for shit. This defeats half the purpose, but still.
Person A: Alpha follow Charlie. Bravo attack the rear. Foxtrot, beat off Delta.