A miraculous and very pleasant poop that requires minimal wiping (and time) to complete, while enduring a long flight that lacks a readily available quiet and relaxing poop conducive environment.
"Oh, man. The flight from the US to London was brutal. I especially regret eating those buffalo wings and baby back ribs before departure."
"Are you serious, man? You must have had an awful time. Did you shit yourself?"
"No actually I was lucky. Usually that shit goes right through me but I think the gods were on my side this time. I had an airplane poop."
"Dude, you must have a guardian angel. Theres no way I could eat greasy ribs and wings and be lucky enough to have a perfect poop like that."