aircuntditioner 

a slang way to pronounce the device that cools your house or your car

It's 90° in here. Please turn on the aircunt

aircuntditioner by andy1 May 30, 2005

Airconditioner 

Someone who emenates cool.
Original idea © to Mister Shape of Defunker.

"Omg. He's a total airconditioner!"
"Yeah, you can practically feel it."

Airconditioner by Gensougan July 14, 2007

absconditioner

Noun: a big glob of conditioner that has secretly slid off the back of your skull to deposit itself somewhere else on your body.

I thought I was done with my hair, until i got out of the shower and found a big glob of absconditioner hiding out just above my ass.

absconditioner by theoceanfrog June 17, 2010

armstrong air condition 

In a motor vehicles, cooling the inside by rolling down the windows or putting down the top.

I only have armstrong air conditioning.

armstrong air condition by Sam Colt July 11, 2006

Air Condition 

In the 1% motorcycle club world, air conditioning means to riddle a house with bullets, as a sign of disrespect and and open declaration of war.

” We’re gonna have to air condition their clubhouse, if they step out one more time. That’s the truth brother.”

Air Condition by PhilthyUprDarby January 18, 2018

2/40 airconditioning

Wind down 2 of your car windows and drive at 40 kmph. You'll get a good breeze going - it's 2/40 airconditioning.

whew it's hot in your car. would you turn on the air-conditioning?

sure mate, wind the windows down. it's 2/40 airconditioning.

2/40 airconditioning by diogenix May 12, 2009

Chinese airconditioner 

When you are eating a girl out and she queefs in your face

Chinese airconditioners are even worse when you have your mouth open

Chinese airconditioner by saltymaninyomouth August 2, 2010