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n.1 A fart or guff that is so potent as to have a tangible quality. A butt berp that has a physical presence, and as such have space made for it.
Air biscuits may be ‘launched’ (2), ‘dropped’, ‘pushed out’, ‘chucked’ etc. 1. ‘Fucking hell, I could pluck that right out the air and dip it my tea’
2. ‘I hate to tell you this, but I’ve just launched an air biscuit’ |
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A fart not loud enough to hear but thick enough to chew. Much worse than the dreaded SBD, an Air Biscuit will follow you, get in your clothes or even linger in the seat cushions. The taste you get from walking into one is like eating smelly cheese while breathing propane. They are not gender or genetic specific. A dog can wreak havoc as well as any human.
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A polite warning that flatulent expellations have been released in the general vicinity. (See: Oops I crapped my pants) "Look out for that air biscuit" or " Don't bite that air bisicuit" or simply the emphatic "air biscuit" upon expellation. A notably rank or stale air biscuit is often referred to as a Whisker biscuit as in "that's no air biscuit, that's a whisker biscuit" or "whiskey" biscuit.
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to expell gas while deficating. My stomach kinda hurt so i went to the bathroom and baked an air biscuit.
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When somebody is standing by you and farts and walks away. Okay, when you turn your test in don't leave me any air biscuits by my desk.
"oh gee thanks for leaving me that airbiscuit." huh? i didnt bring you any biscuits..?? |
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When there is no food in the kitchen and all there is available is an air biscuit..which means nothing. Mom, what is there to eat??
Looks like you better go eat an air biscuit!! |
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A loud, fart portrayed in an obnoxious way. (Steve and Joe are talking)
*Fart* Steve-Now that was an air biscuit! Check out the load on that shit! Woo! Joe-Omg dude! Nasty! |
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